Ballad of the Self-Destructive Fool: Whimsical Dark Picture Plates for Adults - Horror Fiction

"King of Nothing, Sullen Dingleberry, and He Knows It Least of All: 'Destructive fool, the monkey, thinks he is better than everyone and everything...'"

"He Ditches the Mine and the Life That Came With It, Done Working for Good: 'My cat!!!'"

 

"He Couldn't Care for It, Oafish Ogre, So, He'd Rather End It Than Free It: 'I will sacrifice my cat!!!'"

Slave of Dreams, He Captures Another Lie: "My doggie!!!"

Making Himself Repugnant to Decent Folks: "Doggie is my best FRIENNND!!!"

And a Caution: "My baby cow!!!"

His Mind is Thoroughly Warped and His Unraveling Nigh : "I've got a cat, a doggie, and a baby cow, now... Baaaby cowwww... I am such an accomplished and successful fellow!"

"He's Run Out of Track and Out of Excuses: 'We are quite done with this monkey cheerleading and this monkey business, fool."

No adult lives without responsibilities or consequences.

"His Last Ride Ends Exactly Where You'd Expect: 'Adios, fool!!!'"